Xosé Rivera

Son un creativo medio gilipollas a cabalo entre a xenialidade e a vulgaridade; difícil pero necesario equilibrio, calquera dos dous extremos me volvería máis gilipollas.

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I am an image and sound professional; I have 11 years of experience as a freelancer creating audiovisual projects to give solutions to companies and institutions in video and photography.

In parallel, I develop creative projects that I exhivit in galleries and museums.

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Monthly Archives: October 2013

Angela Merkel Hippie

Angela Merkel is Hippie

The German president world’s most powerful woman, Angela Merkel, left politics to flee to his hippie commune and live a bohemian life.

Tired of social commitments, obligations to artificial responsibilities, schedules, division into states, cultures and races, Merkel found peace and emotional balance with the contemplative life, enjoying the closeness of the people, relating a a more honest and forthcoming and especially slow. Now is one of the leading activists against absorbent European and inhuman neocapitalism advocates a human life where people are respected more and live in a more pure and happy.


Lionel Messi ficha por el Real Madrid

Lionel Messi is the new player of Real Madrid

Messi admits that his dream is to play for Real Madrid, FC Barcelona always hate and feeling hurdle but was the team that helped him succeed and was due to him for commitment until now where we have opened your heart.

All world news opened with this stunning news :

Messi : ” I do not understand the Catalan sucks , I do not like nor Castellars Caganers !

The Catalan people went out prey to anger and feeling of betrayal Lionel seeking to lynch him at Camp Nou before a hundred thousand spectators but Florentino Pérez came to the rescue of the star Argentina (also really Brazilian confessed ) and chartered a private jet escorted by two F16 in a lightning . Lionel Messi rescued his family from the conflict zone , the evacuated Madrid Capital , which saw the signing of the new contract and then celebrating with parades and live music by the great white victory .



Mariano Rajoy Nacionalista Gallego

Mariano Rajoy is Nationalist

Mariano Rajoy after many years of hiding in the stereotypes and the doctrines of the Party to come to power, it discovers and reveals his true feeling Nacionalista Gallego.

Everything turned out to be a ruse perfectly designed and executed by the independence of Galicia brains in order to infiltrate a mole power with which to control the Spanish Government and from there to guide and direct the process separatist.

The people believed without doubt in the words and promises with which Rajoy won the elections, but these were only the tools for success and control of the same citizens who trusted in his speech and in his lies.

In a few days will convene a press conference to announce the separation of the Nation of Galicia and the Basque Country and Catalonia, which immediately convene elections for their own new Central Government.